and I want things I can’t have.
"exchanging pornographic pics and websites with my married coworker. you know. normal stuff"
I don’t like songs about self-empowerment like “beautiful” by xtina or that another annoying “you’re beautiful” song by that skinny guy in the snow
because fat chicks sing along and I’m like “umm no bitch, you need to lose 50 lbs. can you say fugly?”
"you are NOT a firework. you’re a frickin lead cannon ball no one cares about."